Though I must say, for being four months past the use date the milk was still in surprisingly good shape. I would have expected cottage cheese. That’s some quality product, @OrganicValley.
— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 14, 2019
PSA: Check the dates on your food folks.
— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 13, 2019
This story brought to you by the @7eleven that apparently doesn’t track their stock.
— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 13, 2019
Me to my son: don’t eeeeeever leave a bottle of milk in the van, especially if you didn’t finish it.
Son: but it was lumpy at the bottom
Me: I don’t … wait what?
(Looks at bottle … dated In April)
Me: 😱🤢☠️
Me: cool cool. How’s … how’s your tummy?— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 13, 2019
And the landlords are not benevolent.
We Are Tenants on Our Own Devices | WIRED https://t.co/eBjkvKl83A
— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 24, 2019
“Reader, I laughed.â€
Hahaha, so did I. This conceit isn’t used nearly enough.
— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 23, 2019
Trolling … it’s all about the lulz. Except:
“‘Boys throw stones at frogs in fun, but the frogs do not die in fun, but in earnest.’â€
Don’t feed the trolls, and other hideous lies https://t.co/JC9NvSZnZM via @Verge
— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 23, 2019
“the idea that we’re always getting better keeps us from seeing those times when we’re getting worseâ€https://t.co/OSwn2K7baW
— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 8, 2019
“the idea that we’re always getting better keeps us from seeing those times when we’re getting worseâ€https://t.co/OSwn2K7baW
— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 8, 2019
Holy shit that was icing on the birthday cake. A man is happy.
— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) April 29, 2019