“Reader, I laughed.”

Hahaha, so did I. This conceit isn’t used nearly enough.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 23, 2019

Trolling … it’s all about the lulz. Except:

“‘Boys throw stones at frogs in fun, but the frogs do not die in fun, but in earnest.’”

Don’t feed the trolls, and other hideous lies https://t.co/JC9NvSZnZM via @Verge

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 23, 2019

“the idea that we’re always getting better keeps us from seeing those times when we’re getting worse”https://t.co/OSwn2K7baW

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 8, 2019

“the idea that we’re always getting better keeps us from seeing those times when we’re getting worse”https://t.co/OSwn2K7baW

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 8, 2019

Holy shit that was icing on the birthday cake. A man is happy.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) April 29, 2019

“Florida man shot at roommate over cat hair on couch”

Perfect. https://t.co/ZlHALKStBX

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) March 21, 2019

Today I learned that Vint Cerf’s license plate is “CERFS UP”

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) February 17, 2019

I mean really, is that all you got? Because there’s always some bs justification from the other side.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) February 15, 2019

The constant call-out of hypocrisy against people who dgaf pic.twitter.com/wnnfOJqJwe

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) February 15, 2019

Puzzle math is fun but the most common suggested method to solve that type would probably boggle the mind of many 8-year olds. Sometimes I’m glad my school is running with a “no homework” pedagogy this year.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) January 28, 2019