Me to my son: donâ€™t eeeeeever leave a bottle of milk in the van, especially if you didnâ€™t finish it.
Son: but it was lumpy at the bottom
Me: I donâ€™t … wait what?
(Looks at bottle … dated In April)
Me: cool cool. Howâ€™s … howâ€™s your tummy?
— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 13, 2019