Me to my son: don’t eeeeeever leave a bottle of milk in the van, especially if you didn’t finish it.
Son: but it was lumpy at the bottom
Me: I don’t … wait what?
(Looks at bottle … dated In April)
Me: 😱🤢☠️
Me: cool cool. How’s … how’s your tummy?

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 13, 2019