Somewhere there’s a database programmer surrounded by empty Mountain Dew bottles whose husband thinks she’s dead. And if these people stop, the world burns. Most people don’t even know what sysadmins do, but trust me, if they all took a lunch break at the same time they wouldn’t make it to the deli before you ran out of bullets protecting your canned goods from roving bands of mutants.

I’m not required to be able to lift objects weighing up to fifty pounds. I traded that for the opportunity to trim Satan’s pubic hair while he dines out of my open skull so a few bits of the internet will continue to work for a few more days.

Programming Sucks.

This is a perfectly written vent on the psychological challenge of writing code for a living. And while it feels good to bitch every now and then I still love what I do enough that I rarely consider getting out (which is usually only when I’m feeling a bit of the old imposter syndrome).