😂😨😭☠️https://t.co/dSuDDQyGD8

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 20, 2019

Really feeling this right now. Left work in the midst of a major push to meet a deadline. https://t.co/5Qx6cp0sUI

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 20, 2019

The atmosphere built by the set design, cinemetography, sound engineering, and music were quite amazing.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 20, 2019

Which, I will say, is one of the scariest shows I’ve ever seen. The post-truth place we’ve wound up in just brings the whole thing closer to home.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 20, 2019

What a time to have just finished Chernobyl.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 20, 2019

Though I must say, for being four months past the use date the milk was still in surprisingly good shape. I would have expected cottage cheese. That’s some quality product, @OrganicValley.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 14, 2019

PSA: Check the dates on your food folks.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 13, 2019

This story brought to you by the @7eleven that apparently doesn’t track their stock.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 13, 2019

Me to my son: don’t eeeeeever leave a bottle of milk in the van, especially if you didn’t finish it.
Son: but it was lumpy at the bottom
Me: I don’t … wait what?
(Looks at bottle … dated In April)
Me: 😱🤢☠️
Me: cool cool. How’s … how’s your tummy?

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 13, 2019

And the landlords are not benevolent.

We Are Tenants on Our Own Devices | WIRED https://t.co/eBjkvKl83A

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 24, 2019