"Kasich…frequently rolls his eyes in an expression of ostentatious misanthropy that says, 'I can't believe I'm losing to these idiots.'"

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) March 7, 2016

"Like autoerotic asphyxiation, supporting Donald Trump is an activity many people prefer to enjoy in a private setting."

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) March 7, 2016

"Jeb … the Man Whose Good Name Had Been Insulted."

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) March 7, 2016

"Trump is no half-bright con man, either. He's way better than average."

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) March 7, 2016

Whether or not you agree with the central point, the candidate descriptions in this article are perfect. https://t.co/ftyLWQlsQC

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) March 7, 2016

News these days is truly mostly stenography, "quoting 'two sides' in a story even when one is lying." https://t.co/RYnJUQi7Cb

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) March 4, 2016

Editorials are personal blogs on the printed page. Opinion pieces not necessarily based on facts. People should stop treating them otherwise

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) March 3, 2016

Part of the issue is that many people incorrectly assume editorials are part of the fact-based, reporting operation. https://t.co/8THQjRLV4C

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) March 3, 2016

This guy missed his calling as a stand-up comedian. https://t.co/66kwr63VRT

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) February 29, 2016

The Curious World of Soviet Bus Stops https://t.co/9ZvTCzcR4N

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) February 26, 2016