@mrscorkster @mrcorkster it could have turned out worse, you know how metro likes to pile on, they do seem to be doing a little better, tho

Orange line offloaded at east falls church, no reason given, but already stepping on next one #wmata @unsuckdcmetro

@mrcorkster unless she can get the five-day telework, the commute would be a deal breaker

@mrcorkster Jade, at the pool, climbing around like a little monkey until she fell forehead first into the ground.

@mrcorkster @mrscorkster finally, a way to dispose of my old motor oil and rum … shaving will never be the same again!

The sound of forehead hitting concrete … makes my stomach turn just thinking about it. At least there was a blanket.

@mrcorkster @nixmixus @mrscorkster I’ll be there (well, in spirit anyway)! It was the first novel I can remember reading.

@mrcorkster @mrscorkster @nixmixus was never much of a skier myself, though my dad’s family loves it. Maybe I’ll try it again in 18 years 😉

@fojolbros thanks for the delish victuals … love #foodtruckfridays at Franklin Square

@mrcorkster the should have included wolverine … he may be vulnerable, but with that healing power he’ll be ok