@briswee @metroopensdoors @fixwmata @unsuckdcmetro that should read “lead hot car” … it wasn’t the first car on the train

@briswee @metroopensdoors @fixwmata @unsuckdcmetro that should read “lead hot car” … it wasn’t the first car on the train

@metroopensdoors @FixWMATA @unsuckdcmetro two #hotcar orange line lead car num 1103 #wmata

@metroopensdoors @FixWMATA @unsuckdcmetro two #hotcar orange line lead car num 1103 #wmata

Waiting for the #faifaxconnector In the heat. Drenched in sweat. Guessing the 9:20 isn’t coming. Bonus: dead deer! http://t.co/miauhWT

Me: Wow, that’s a nasty welt! Jade: You should see the other guy. Me: I thought it was a ch… Jade: Shut yo mouth! http://t.co/dTU8y1M

@mrcorkster I bet he’s a hit with the ladies.

@mrcorkster that’s ok. The picture in my head is nothing but slapstick. Days like that make for comedy gold.

@mrcorkster @mrscorkster I’m guessing she’s not a runner.

Gettin all WWE in the house lately. NE busted her lip baking a cake. DD body slammed JJ. JJ fell on her head and got a jellybean sized welt.