Blow Job – 23 new explosive portraits by Tadao Cern | Ufunk.net.

Disney princess as sexy comic girls | Ufunk.net.

The 2012 sexy calendar for Disney Princesses Pin-Ups by J. Scott Campbell | Ufunk.net.

ANIMAL’s own resident expert Lewd Linguist was not available for comment because [he was busy doing linguistic research through his erotic encounters on the popular gay hook-up service] Manhunt.

via “Because” Is Not a Preposition, Because Whatever – ANIMAL.

Much Loved – Photos of stuffed animals falling apart | Ufunk.net.

So perfect! The above photo from the uFunk story is the best one from the bunch. In honor of the book I present my own much loved stuffed animal from when I was a child.

“Tiger” wore a masking tape diaper for a number of years to keep his stuffing in. After a few surgeries he’s almost good as new. He belongs to my children now and I sometimes wonder if it can survive their “love.”

Caught in a Revolving Door of Unemployment – NYTimes.com.

Depressing and so familiar, not for myself but for friends.

EFF -> YOU, or: Stop Tweeting About Your Friday-Morning Flight : The New Yorker.

Godspeed, safe travels, and go to hell.

In 1991, Your Family Could Make Its Own Star Trek Episode | Underwire | Wired.com.

This is GLORIOUS. I never got to create one of these, but my buddy Louie did. He still can’t live down the “Sounds logical to me” line.