Parenthood can be … difficult https://t.co/XuLgBG6rXo

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) September 24, 2019

I tried to stun him with the bug zapper (experience informs that it will stun at best) and before I even touched him he started buzzing his wings and raised his stinger at me 💀

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) September 9, 2019

This giant bee (? … wasp?) came out of nowhere buzzing over my head as I sat at my desk 😱 pic.twitter.com/zrNaRmVLf7

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) September 9, 2019

Geez I feel like I need to be reminded this every now and then. https://t.co/HzmFElDHRI

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) September 9, 2019

Waking up in the morning to be around people so you can hiss at them is a very cat-like thing my daughter does pretty much every day.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) September 1, 2019

Jumping to conclusions is a hell of a drug.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) September 1, 2019

😱💀 https://t.co/jTmWDwKsHu

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 27, 2019

1 https://t.co/i5nm6Jhi6F

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 26, 2019

“Jump” because I at least never had the nerve to go over it full throttle.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 24, 2019

Not to far from home was a railroad track on a raised bed that crossed the road. Made for a pretty good ramp when I started driving. I used to go over “jump” it with at least one person riding in the bed of my truck.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) August 24, 2019