This whole exchange is GLORIOUS 😂 https://t.co/FKFjfxoSmw

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) June 10, 2016

Pardon me, is this seat taken? http://pic.twitter.com/QF16XoAzms

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) June 10, 2016

My, um, kids…would love them!

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) June 6, 2016

I suppose every generation goes through this at some point.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) June 6, 2016

The icons of our life have been passing at a rapid pace of late and it feels like something momentous is happening. But it's just biology.

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) June 6, 2016

Let’s talk about the saddle-shaped area on a woman's side above her hip … I mean negative space. smh https://t.co/O9yketVgV7

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) June 1, 2016

"No we can't"…the heart of Clinton's bummer of a message regarding changing the political system, via @mattyglesias https://t.co/xXUYo69gbq

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 31, 2016

"you might be able to manipulate visual imagery to improve eye witness statements, ethical decisions, memory and learning"

don't do that

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 27, 2016

(The actual statement is obviously a bit more nuanced.)

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 27, 2016

I can see it now…

Attorney: describe your mental imaging ability
Witness: I have none
Attorney: this man is obviously amoral I rest my case

— Brian Sweeney (@briswe) May 27, 2016