Me to my son: don’t eeeeeever leave a bottle of milk in the van, especially if you didn’t finish it. Son: but it was lumpy at the bottom Me: I don’t … wait what? (Looks at bottle … dated In April) Me: 😱🤢☠️ Me: cool cool. How’s … how’s your tummy?

Trolling … it’s all about the lulz. Except: “‘Boys throw stones at frogs in fun, but the frogs do not die in fun, but in earnest.’” Don’t feed the trolls, and other hideous lies via @Verge