It’s rare, but occasionally I get something in email that makes me smile. It’s obviously bot-generated, but the message is simple, contains no links or malicious code. Perhaps it’s a probe message or perhaps someone screwed up their bot setup.
From: Member animated<firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: 9/23/2010 4:46 AM
Subject: the Batman of near
past includes stations automatically punched St Canadian the Prime
“Ooh, is this what I think it is?” We all poke our heads up the vicar’s frock and concur that it probably is. A thin pouch of powdery dry skin comes away in his hand. A half-centimeter sample is meticulously labeled and packaged. He’s not going to miss his scrotum now.
Sicily Crypts, February 9, National Geographic
Good writing never fails to enthrall the reader. The issue of National Geographic that I just finished was one of the more interesting reads from the magazine in a while (from a composition style point of view).