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In high school I rode my bike to school. On the way home in the afternoons a freight train would pass through on my route. More than once I raced it to the crossing, making it across when the train was about a dozen feet away.

Though I must say, for being four months past the use date the milk was still in surprisingly good shape. I would have expected cottage cheese. That’s some quality product, @OrganicValley.

Me to my son: don’t eeeeeever leave a bottle of milk in the van, especially if you didn’t finish it. Son: but it was lumpy at the bottom Me: I don’t … wait what? (Looks at bottle … dated In April) Me: 😱🤢☠️ Me: cool cool. How’s … how’s your tummy?